What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:25

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
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From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?